An Amusing Valentine's Day Story

In honor of a neanderthal asswipe who thinks Valentine’s Day should be abolished, I am dedicating this post to that day men and women (and men and men, and women and women) declare their love for each other just like they should do every other day. I won’t name the guy, but he’s a men’s rights activist who thinks the day promotes unequality of the sexes. He really thinks Valentine's Day is all about corraling men into obliging what he calls “sextortion” and female entitlement. He also thinks it’s an annual media male-bashing fest. He demands everyone call it “Nomance Day” and he expects “real men” to boycott it.

I swear I’m not making this up. I won't post his picture here. He looks like an escaped mental patient. He has also written other rants that make his Valentine's Day bellowing look calm, reasonable, and cohesive by comparison.

He claims to have a girlfriend. Uh-huh. I guess he unties her and let's her eat three times per day as long as she behaves. I suppose as long as she knows her place, she'll be fine.



He conveniently forgets that Valentine’s Day is a holiday to tend to your partner whether you’re male or female. And that includes buying gifts. I've found some very funny and unusual gifts for Valentine's Day.

How much of a geek are you? Want to dress as the fourth Doctor from Doctor Who? Check this out!



You can also buy costumes to dress as the fifth Doctor, Tegan, and Leela. Act out your classic "Doctor Who" fantasies on Valentine's Day! If you're like me and you've had it bad for David Tennant, all you need to wear is a dark pinstriped suit and red sneakers. No problem there.



If that's not over-the-top enough for you, how about candy lingerie? At Amazon, you may buy an edible women's g-string and bra set.



Don't forget the X-rated candy hearts with smutty sayings on them like "eat me", "blow me", and more!



I like Valentine's Day, but I'm happily married and I have someone with whom to share it. Not everyone is so lucky. All throughout high school and college, I had no one and I hated Valentine's Day because it only reminded me how lonely I really was. Now, I feel much better about it.

I'm looking forward to March 14 much more than February 14. For one thing, March 14 is my birthday. For another thing, March 14 is Steak and BJ Day. More on that holiday next month.

And then there's April 14... the fun holidays just don't stop.

Here's my latest book, a sexy romp about a plane flight and the ensuing writer's convention.



Release Date: 14 January 2011
ISBN: 978-1-935757-12-2
Author: Elizabeth Black
Format: E-Book
Genre: Erotica
Category: Erotic, Male Male, Gay, Hetero, Multiple Partner, Threesome, Ménage, Short Stories
Length: 7,627 words 41 pp (PDF)
Price: $3.99

Romance Divine: http://www.romancedivine.com/index.php?p=product&id=173

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Amazon Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004IWQXQ6

Bookstrand: http://www.bookstrand.com/indiscretions-vol-ii

Elizabeth Black continues her ribald Indiscretions series with Indiscretions: Vol. II. These two short stories follow the amorous adventures of Caryn as she wings her way across country to a writer’s convention. In THE MILE HIGH CLUB, Caryn has a high altitude fling with the sexy Jeremy. Their encounter isn’t without comic complications, but a very good time is had by all. The action continues in ROOM SERVICE, when Caryn and Jeremy meet a mutual friend and the sexual action is three-times hotter!



Excerpt from The Mile High Club:

They retreated to the restroom and locked the door behind them. If the airline staff noticed they turned the other way. Caryn wondered how many other people had used the restroom in their own version of The Mile High Club?

She was glad she wore a miniskirt with stockings and sexy panties. She had hoped she'd have a hot tryst at 35,000 feet and it looked like she was about to continue her arousing flight. Although she wished she had more than twenty minutes, she decided to take full advantage of her position.

Jeremy hoisted her up against the sink and pushed her until she backed up against the mirror. His pants were unzipped and down to his knees in seconds. She wrapped her strong legs around his waist, shoved her panties aside, and guided in his thick erection. He was so big he threatened to split her in two so she held her legs until her knees were near her chest to completely accommodate him. He grunted as he thrust into her, hips moving in a steady beat as his thighs slapped against her own. He pounded into her so hard her body moved up the mirror approaching the ceiling. With each thrust her heart beat hard in her chest, wanting to be set free. She pulled up his shirt, wanting to feel his warm flesh, and scratched at his back with her long, manicured nails, leaving welts that made him cry out in exquisite pain. She wanted him so badly she would do anything to fuck him senseless.



Excerpt from Room Service:

"Oooh, I like that," Jeremy said. "We'll do everything else, but no intercourse."

"What about the rabbit?" Caryn asked.

"Sex toys don't count. No cock will enter your pussy today, but we will give you the most insane orgasms you've ever experienced!" Takeshi's promise was so intense his breath came in spurts.

"I think I can get into this. I want to pleasure you two, as well. Don't leave me out of the equation." Caryn stroked their bare backs with her hands, running her fingernails along their skin, bringing forth the most delightful shivers from both men.

Takeshi took her right breast into his mouth and sucked hard on her nipple. She felt him fist his cock and stroke it slowly, and he moaned against her chest. Jeremy shifted in the bed until his groin faced her and she took his cock into her mouth. He tasted of pre-cum and a little strawberry lube. Takeshi worked her tits with one hand while beating off with his other and she felt his body jostle on the bed next to her. He even grew warmer! She looked down to see Jeremy slip a condom over her butt plug and dribble some lube on it. In seconds he eased it into Takeshi's waiting asshole. The man moaned with delight and squirmed atop her. Oh, to feel Jeremy's finger up her ass again!