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Thursday, December 10, 2009

What Are Your Most Inappropriate Sex Fantasies?



I had started a discussion in a sex forum a few months back that really took off, and I wanted to ask the same question here.

What are your most inappropriate sex fantasies? Tell me about your sex fantasies that pop into your head, often when you're trying to get off, and you asked yourself "where the fuck did that come from??!?"

I have plenty of inappropriate sex fantasies, and I could spend all day talking about them, but I chose one in particular since it's such a kinky guilty pleasure for me.

I breastfed my son when he was a baby, and when I was nursing, my tits were huge. We're talking twin Hindenbergs here. I didn't often let down milk and my tits stayed high and firm, so I sometimes went without my nursing bra. Trust me, in mid summer with huge tits unencumbered by a bra, I caught some stares. I recall one incident when I was taking my son in his stroller around the State Fair. We were in the cattle house, and seeing all those udders and teats made me feel a bit like a cow myself. Watching calves nurse made me let down a little of my own milk, so I had to feed my son before my tank top became drenched. So, I sat on a bench, pulled him out of his stroller, and lifted my tank top.

That's when I caught the guy across the walkway from me staring at me, sitting next to his girlfriend or wife, and his gaze was fastened on my engorged tits. He was flushed and excited, squirming on his bench, and seeing him in such an obvious state of erotic distress turned me on no end. I smiled warmly at him, and he smiled back, briefly moving his gaze from my tits to my face in greeting, but in seconds his attention was back on my tits again. I arched my back, making my tits bounce a little, and I thought he was going to fall over. Girlfriend/wife was still oblivious. I loved the attention.

I had a fantasy of letting a roomful of strange men drink my milk from my breasts while they beat off in front of me. I read a similar scenario in the book "The White Hotel" by D. M. Thomas. I imagined the types of men who would suck - scientists who needed a break from their lab work, old men who hadn't had sex with their wives in years, frat boys who never had a real woman, conservative family-valued type middle aged married men who spouted Bible verses by day and engaged in kinky sex at night (and not with their wives), college professors who couldn't resist a little earthy pleasure ... you get the idea.

I continue to have that fantasy to this day. Another fantasy I have involves two men I met when I worked as a union stagehand. Nothing ever happened between us, but I played out my fantasy in my new m/m, m/m/f, werewolf erotic novella "Feral Heat". Just go to this link to get the book and see why it's Romance Divine's #1 bestseller at AllRomanceEBooks.

So, let's hear from you. What are your most inappropriate sex fantasies? Tell me about them in comments.

12 comments:

orelukjp0 said...

I was never blessed until I gained weight. Now I have abundant breasts but lack the rest of the hot body to go with them. One can dream they still look good. I imagine I have my old body with my new top. :)

Elizabeth Black said...

I have a treadmill that I do my gerbil routine on every morning. Age sure puts on weight! During the spring and summer I speed walk on the beaches around here, and when I'm more fit I still turn heads, but it takes work now. I deflated a bit after I stopped nursing, but I am forever now a C/D cup. I like it!

Tess MacKall said...

Big boobs. Hell, I was blessed with them. Or cursed, which is how I tend to look at it most of the time.

They do come in handy for getting stares from men. I recently made the statement that men look from my breasts to my face and back to my breasts. It's like watching a ping pong tournament. lol

So we're talking about inappropriate sexual fantasies are we? Hmmmm...I cannot really think of one I'd consider inappropriate. I suppose it's all a matter of your morals possibly?

So being watched while having sex may be considered immoral, and therefore inappropriate.

I think it's all a matter of what YOU want to fantasize about. The only way it can become inappropriate is if you tell someone and THEY consider it inappropriate.

I do, however, believe that if you are fantasizing about situations that can cause you physical pain that you are not in agreement with (not part of the BDSM lifestyle) then you should probably talk to someone about it. Other than that, the sky is the limit.

Elizabeth Black said...

I wonder if there's a moral thing going on with inappropriate fantasies. I figure the weirder the better. I'm not into BDSM, but hog-tying some guy and then whipping him on his ass with a bullwhip could be fun. As long as he knows who's in charge. LOL

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure how inappropriate this fantasy is, but I've seriously been lusting after a great friend of mine. She's currently pregnant with her 3rd child and I cannot get enough of being around her. It's funny, but I met her when she was pregnant with her first...There is just something about her that just glows...what I wouldn't give that we weren't married...she's very pretty when not pregnant, but wow...I have this recurring dream about helping her when her breast pump fails.

NecroLucy said...

I want to tie someone up so they're helpless and eat them alive!! I want to hear them scream when I bite their flesh off and I want them to watch me swallow them and get covered in blood! (shivers)

Kissa Starling said...

Hmm, interesting discussion. First of all I don't think of any fantasies that are inappropriate- unless someone really lusts after children, I won't go into that one.

Everything else is to each his own with me. In fact, someone telling me that one of my fantasies was inappropriate, would only make me want it more! But I'm just like that, haha.

Elizabeth Black said...

Anonymous, lots of men find pregnant women to be very sexy, especially when they are only a few months along. Being "cute pregnant" with a baby bump turns on lots of men, but being much bigger and "Oh My God PREGNANT!" on the other hand scares some men but turns on others.

I felt very sexy when I was "cute pregnant" and lots of men flirted with me, including men who already knew me. When I was Hindenberg pregnant, I felt too uncomfortable to be sexy. The attention subsided some by then too. But after I gave birth and breastfed, the men crawled out of the woodwork. I felt very sexy when I was a brand new mother.

So, your fantasy is pretty cool. It sure sounds arousing, especially the breast pump thing.

Elizabeth Black said...

Ooh, NecroLucy I like your fantasy! Very horrific. Ever try shibari? If I were into being tied up I'd love to learn Japanese rope bondage.

Elizabeth Black said...

I agree with you, Kissa. There really isn't much that I think is inappropriate except sex with children. That's so wrong. I think pushing the envelope can be fun, though. I'm actually thinking of trying electrosex, just for fun. I was told months ago about violet wands and when I can wing it I'm going to get an electrosex kit. :)

Sascha Illyvich, erotica romance writer and real estate investor said...

let's see..fantasy..sex fantasy..

Me wearing all women's lingerie, surrounded by about seven or eight guys all naked and jacking off. They'd cum on me for lube and then the last two guys to get off could actually come IN me...either hole.

That's a pretty serious one from me, other than that, add a woman and I'm happy LOL

Anonymous said...

Futanari. Anything that has girls (real girls, not shemales >-<) with big, hard extremities ;)