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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Smart Bra or Stupid Invention?


I'm trying to stop giggling... really! A lingerie company in Slovenia has come up with what they are calling a 'smart bra'.

The idea of the lingerie is that when a woman becomes sexually aroused, her skin heats up and the heat-sensitive foam of the bra detects temperature changes. The bra then provides more lift and pushes up the woman's breasts.

But now I am left with the disturbing images of a woman who is *not* on the make (say, this is the only bra left in the drawer before she does laundry) and she decides to go for a run down by the lake to get some exercise. She runs, heats up, and is soon smothered by her bounteous breasts. Or falls in the lake and floats from the bodacious ta tas to the middle where they cool down and deflate, leaving her to drown because she can't swim.

I dunno... seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Maybe they should build in a flashing neon warning -- "Use with common sense, this lingerie may be dangerous to your health."

What next? Smart underwear that proclaims Who Dealt It?

I just love the incredible imagination that allows people with wild ideas to actually create them! This bra is the brain-child of Lisca, and will be in stores in the UK this summer.

7 comments:

Kimberley said...

Thank you so much for making me laugh...I woke up with the start of a migraine, still have the headache but still manage to giant grin after reading about the "smart bra"...what have we done without it all these years. Scary to think of the generation who is about to start wearing this underwear...Spoiled much?

Allie K. Adams said...

Any bra is NOT a smart bra. I hate the stupid contraptions. Necessary evils, I suppose.

Great post! Thanks for making me smile.

Cassandra Gold said...

Um, what? That seems like a dumb idea to me...

silverpixies said...

I like it!! However my Ta ta's are big enough and lifting them will take a crane but i like the thought!!!

Cassidy McKay said...

LOL! I about fell over laughing at the thought of bras capable of "lifting upon arousal."

I think my head and shoulders would more likely be pulled down rather than the entire Southern Hemisphere being pulled up.

Still, it's a funny concept. I wonder how well it will sell?

Wendy said...

I would think that when you get aroused you would want to get the damn thing off...I mean I like mine played with when im aroused...ya know.

Tess MacKall said...

What a hoot!