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Friday, January 9, 2009

My Sexy Meeting with Diana Ross

It's the ninth of the month, my day to blog and I don't have a thing ready.

I know. I'll write about the time I met Diana Ross. You know the Lead singer of the Supremes and later solo, making dozens of record albums and some movies.

Let me start by saying that when I met Diana Ross around thirty years ago, she was a very sexy lady. Yes, I know she was skinny as a rail, but it was a sexy rail.

Now, before I go any further, for those who don't know, I'm a white heterosexual male and before I met Diana, I never gave much thought to her. Yes, I liked her music, some of which are classics and I thought she was attractive in a slinky sort or way, but until I met her, I had never thought of Diana Ross and sexy on the same page let alone the same sentence.

I met Diana one afternoon in Las Vegas in a home she was leasing, I happened to have built. It was a strange home, that I had been tasked with building to be a tour house the upcoming Home Builders Convention. The home was a Joint Venture between House Beautiful Magazine and the American Wood Council.

But enough about the house, this is about the siren Diana and me. She had called my office and requested the meeting. It seems she was considering buying the home and wanted to know if certain changes and additions were possible. Sounds innocent enough, doesn't it?

When I arrived, she answered the door in a satin robe, sorry I forget the color. She was wearing her hair short then, but really it was always her intriguing face that brought out her sensuality. She suggested we go into the kitchen and I followed her. Now, admittedly, Diana is slender but her derriere is not. It showed loud and clear through the satin robe as she sauntered down the hall to the kitchen.

In the kitchen, we settled on opposite sides of the large center island, where she discussed and I wrote and sketched her thoughts about the possible renovation. We were finished in about ten minutes and after saying I would check on some things and get back with her, I thought she’d show me out. But she didn’t. Her intense gaze gave me the impression she was studying me. Was she sizing me up? Finally, she said, “I’ve been a poor host, would you like something to drink. Beer, wine, soda?”

I agreed to a beer. She pulled two cans of Miller Light out of the Sub Zero, walked over and handed one to me. She took a long swig out of hers, eyeing me as she did. But that wasn’t all. Out of the blue, she started talking about how she loved roling in the hay, having strenuous sex with a well built, well endowed men. She didn’t just say it once, but several times, rephrasing the same subject as she went.

Is she coming on to me? Nah, it couldn’t be. I wanted to jump out of my body and see what she was seeing. I knew I was fairly good looking, but I was neither well built nor well endowed. When I finished my beer and set the can down, she smiled seductively and threw both cans in the trash, then without asking retrieved two more beers. On her trip to the refrigerator the top of her robe had become rearranged and when she leaned forward I could see the protruding nipple of one of her breasts and she leaned forward a lot.

I’d like to say I was stiff as a board and hot to boot, but I was too nervous to act. I was a lamb to a lioness. For me to be able to perform, I have to be perfectly comfortable and many times with a new partner I am unsuccessful. If she wanted sex and I was reasonably sure she did, I was equally sure I would disappoint her and her probable disappointment backed me off.

When I didn’t respond in kind to her provocations, she cooled off. Soon we were back to a cordial business relationship. As she showed me to the door I said I would get back to her and she smiled and said, “Please do.”

That was the first and last time I saw the very sexy lady as I informed her the next day with a phone call the things she desired weren't possible.

I think of that day from time to time. Is it a true story. Did I embellish it? I'm a writer, what do you think" Nevertheless I guarantee ninety percent is true.

I know it'll never happen,but I'd just love to write Diana's memoirs. Wouldn't that be a kick.

Hmmm. That was fun. Maybe next time I'll tell you about Cher


Now, while I have your attention, I want to tell you about my newest book release. It’s not romance and it’s not erotic, but it is exciting. It’s a full length mainstream action/thriller called On the Heels of Evil by D.E. Daum and ladies, it has an alpha male and two alpha females you’ll just fall in love with. It’s available at Excessica, Fictionwise and Amazon among others. Check it out, I think you’ll be pleased.

As an added incentive, if you order On the Heels form Excessica, I will send your choice of my other eXcessica titles, Bananaz, Tattoos or Forbidden Passion.


Page Link for On the Heels of Evil

16 comments:

Tameka said...

Now I don't know what is wrong with you, but if I had a chance to sleep with one of my top hunk male celebrity as long as said person is not married. I would so save the horse and ride him for all he's worth. Lol

AJ Llewellyn said...

Was this a true story? I have never heard of a white hetero male turning down a woman...even Lady Diana...is D.E. Daum a new pen name?

angietheresa said...

love diana ross she is a divine singer

Dee Dawning said...

Hi Tameka, Don't think I didn't think about it for awhile afterward.

Like I said I have to have a comfort level and after her descriptions of her recent conquests, I just didn't figure I could measure up to her expectations.

Dee

Dee Dawning said...

Hi AJ,

Yes it's true, 90% true. It's to a shrewd guy like you to cipher out the embellishment.

Dee

Dee Dawning said...

Hi Angie, She is a a real talent. And apparently her talent extended to regions I never would have guessed

Dee Dawning said...

Hi AJ,
Sorry I forgot to answer you second question. D.E. Daum is the name I will use for mainstream.

Tess MacKall said...

The embellishment is that you DIDN'T have a hard on. Nervous or not, you had a woody. It's just a matter of not being quite sure of the landscape that stopped you.

Dee Dawning said...

Ho,ho, Tess is a psychic. Honestly, I didn't. I might have been able to get one but I lacked confidence and was afraid of embarrassing myself. This was Diana Ross for Christ sake. I was a little in awe.

Kytaira said...

Hmmm. I really can't decide what the 10 percent is! She is a very beautiful woman.

You went from the building industry to writing? That seems like quite a change!

Just read the excerpt - it sounds like a great book. When I read the summary it didn't even occur to me (until the excerpt) that he couldn't speak arabic!

Dee Dawning said...

Hi Kytaria,
Yes she is and she also has a presence that's hard to explain. It was almost regal.

I love all my books but this one is special to me because it's my first mainstream. After reading Legs, an English author friend of mine said she thought my real forte was action/suspense.

Tara S Nichols said...

Dee, I think if you knew you weren't interested in having it on, you should have embellished more and told her things like you prefer public orgies with harnesses. She'd never forget you. ;)

Phyllis said...

Diana Ross certainly does seem to have a presence about her. I can't imagine meeting a celebrity much less having one come on to me. I want to hear about Cher. :-D

Dee Dawning said...

Yeah right Tara, I'm worried about embarrassing myself and I'm going to get cocky.

Dee Dawning said...

You know Phyllis, That might have been part of my problem. I couldn't imagine either. So the little imp in the back of my head said I must be imaging things. But in hindsight, I don't think I imagined anything.

candy1959 said...

I have always liked Diana Ross & think she's a very attractive lady.