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What’s the deal with cheesy porno music?
By Sascha Illyvich
Masturbation. It’s part of my daily routine as it should be part of yours. It’s healthy, it feels good and is a wonderful way to release pent up energy during those times when you just need a little self love! Hell, there is even an entire month dedicated to it (May is National Masturbation Month!)
I hit up Limewire with the intention of grabbing pornographic clips. I download a few. I get myself ready, I watch, eyes glued to the laptop as the couple is getting their groove on. Except that I’m distracted. Something isn’t right.
No, his cock isn’t disgusting. She’s pretty. The other guy standing around in the t-shirt stroking off before he’s invited. I could probably do without his face but then again I’m not the type to complain. Much.
But something is still bothering me. I listen a little closer to the dialogue. Nope, straight porn, lame ass dialogue filled with oh fuck me, stick it right there baby and my personal favorite, “give me your manrod!”
After a minute or two, this also is drowned out. But...what the fuck is bothering me? It’s the MUSIC! The music SUCKS! That’s the one thing that causes me to turn the volume down, distracting me from my er, routine!
So why do composers of “high quality pornography” insist on crappy or cheesy music? Why not something sexy or seductive? It’s almost like they are not taking themselves too seriously as they count their cash in the banks.
But damnit! I want to get in the mood to get off! I don’t want to be distracted, as I easily am. I don’t want to be studying the music and being bothered with the inexplicable bullshit that is often found in porn. I want to come!
So I beg you, if you’re reading this and are a composer for Vivid, or any of the other major or minor companies out there producing high quality porno, STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT CHEESE! It’s annoying, here comes the money shot and I’m forced to listen to crappy background noise as I’m trying to give MY money shot. It’s unforgivable!
What say you, readers?