Can you believe how fast May is disappearing? It seems like just a few minutes ago when I was having my release party for my newest book, The Mylari Chronicles: Eyes of Fire. It's gone to #7 so far, which is pretty good for a re-release fantasy book!!! Calion and Talia may not have met in the best of ways, but the adventure they have while discovering their destiny is hot, emotional and well worth the journey. Check it out here!
We were talking the other day on one of my lists about the best way to meet the opposite sex. Luckily, I've found my special someone, but I know that unless you are kidnapped by orcs and rescued by a handsome elven prince, it's not so easy to make that connection. Now, as far as Talia is concerned, having someone appear in front of you in a cloud of magical fog, took care of that problem for her. And Calion's pickup line... "Come with me if you wish to live.", isn't one I'd ignore. Would you? LOL
So let's talk about pick up lines. I've put down a few of my favorite as well as ones that make me want to shake my head. Take a look...
1) Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
2) Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
3) Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
4) You -will- go home with me tonight. (Jedi Mind Trick)
5) I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?
6) Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
7) Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
8) Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
9) Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
10) Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Enjoy these? Take a gander at the whole list. It is definitely good for a few laughs. Check it out!
Or how about these? I love redneck jokes and these are funny!
REDNECK PICK UP LINES
1) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d sure shootin’ put U and me together.
2) Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
3) You’re hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel’s I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!
4) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
5) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
Check out more at http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/redneck-pickup-lines.html
Some of my personal favorites are...
1) I believe in reincarnation; where have you been all my past lives?
2) Hi, I’m rich, and my name is ________.
3) Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it you r way right away.
4) Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
5) My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
6) Isn’t your email address: firstname.lastname@example.org?
7) If you stood in front of a mirror and held up eleven roses, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
8) Do you like to travel? My favorite place to go is anywhere you are.
9) I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
10) God must have been in a great mood the day he made you!
As you can see, there are all kinds of lines. Sweet, romantic, stupid, dirty and unbelievable. But who knows what set of words can set off that spark in your heart? We are all different, and what may be cheesy to one, might be a knee weakener to another. Such is the beauty of life.
So, now it's your turn. Give me your best, worst, favorite, most hated pickup line. Tell me a story of when a pickup line was used on you and what happen afterwards. I want to hear all about it!
In fact, just for you all, I'll turn it into a contest. Leave me a comment about pickup lines and I'll put you in a drawing for any one of my published e-books. Plus, a packet of promo goodies from Eyes of Fire. You have until Monday night at 6:00pm to enter. I'll announce the winner, then.
Good luck and I'll see you next month!!! And don't forget to check out my newest release The Mylari Chronicles: Eyes of Fire. See the series information at http://cjengland.com/mylari Buy this bestselling book at My Bookstore and More
Hugs to everyone!!! And as always, don't forget to... Follow Your Dreams