Can you believe how fast May is disappearing? It seems like just a few minutes ago when I was having my release party for my newest book,
The Mylari Chronicles: Eyes of Fire. It's gone to #7 so far, which is pretty good for a re-release fantasy book!!! Calion and Talia may not have met in the best of ways, but the adventure they have while discovering their destiny is hot, emotional and well worth the journey. Check it out here!We were talking the other day on one of my lists about the best way to meet the opposite sex. Luckily, I've found my special someone, but I know that unless you are kidnapped by orcs and rescued by a handsome elven prince, it's not so easy to make that connection. Now, as far as Talia is concerned, having someone appear in front of you in a cloud of magical fog, took care of that problem for her. And Calion's pickup line... "Come with me if you wish to live.", isn't one I'd ignore. Would you? LOL
So let's talk about pick up lines. I've put down a few of my favorite as well as ones that make me want to shake my head. Take a look...
1) Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
2) Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
3) Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
4) You -will- go home with me tonight. (Jedi Mind Trick)
5) I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion.
Would you like to help me out?6) Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
7) Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
8) Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
9) Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
10) Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Enjoy these? Take a gander at the whole list. It is definitely good for a few laughs. Check it out!
http://linesthataregood.com/
Or how about these? I love redneck jokes and these are funny!
REDNECK PICK UP LINES
1) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d sure shootin’ put U and me together.
2) Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
3) You’re hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel’s I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!
4) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
5) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
Check out more at http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/redneck-pickup-lines.html
Some of my personal favorites are...
1) I believe in reincarnation; where have you been all my past lives?2) Hi, I’m rich, and my name is ________.
3) Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it you r way right away.
4) Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
5) My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
6) Isn’t your email address: beautifullady@mydreams.com?
7) If you stood in front of a mirror and held up eleven roses, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
8) Do you like to travel? My favorite place to go is anywhere you are.
9) I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
10) God must have been in a great mood the day he made you!
As you can see, there are all kinds of lines. Sweet, romantic, stupid, dirty and unbelievable. But who knows what set of words can set off that spark in your heart? We are all different, and what may be cheesy to one, might be a knee weakener to another. Such is the beauty of life.
So, now it's your turn. Give me your best, worst, favorite, most hated pickup line. Tell me a story of when a pickup line was used on you and what happen afterwards. I want to hear all about it!
In fact, just for you all, I'll turn it into a contest. Leave me a comment about pickup lines and I'll put you in a drawing for any one of my published e-books. Plus, a packet of promo goodies from Eyes of Fire. You have until Monday night at 6:00pm to enter. I'll announce the winner, then.
Good luck and I'll see you next month!!! And don't forget to check out my newest release The Mylari Chronicles: Eyes of Fire. 
See the series information at http://cjengland.com/mylari Buy this bestselling book at My Bookstore and More
Hugs to everyone!!! And as always, don't forget to... Follow Your Dreams
34 comments:
I had a guy tell me "I'd really love to fuck the taste right out of your mouth."
Needless to say, he did not get that opportunity. The shitty thing was, he was a co-worker so I still had to deal with him until he got fired.
I guess I didn't learn my lesson either. He and I ended up at a party one night. I didn't know he had been invited. He got too drunk to drive so I thought I'd be nice and give him a ride home so he'd be safe. He didn't want to get out of the car. He got grabby and tried to kiss me. I shoved him out on to the lawn and drove away. Never saw him again after that.
Carpe Noctem,
Des
That's a horrible line. Maybe he was going for shock value? LOLOL
I'm afraid no one has bothered to pick me up! Maybe its because my first (and last) boyfriend ended up my hubby!
But a friend of mine once told me that someone used the "would you like to see my collection" phrase to pick her up!
LOL
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Haha, great line. I'm gonna use it in a book someday, I swear.
I love reading pick-up lines. I had one guy use an unusual tactic, guess it could be described as a pick-up line. He walked up to me in the movie theatre, kind of flipped me around (visualize dance move here) and kissed me. I'm almost ashamed to say we dated for two years. : )
Kissa Starling
Hi CJ! I had one guy at a bar as me if I was a spitter or a swallower. Yeah he went home alone!
I've actually heard several of the ones you mentioned!
Valerie T.
lol, those were very funny.
How about these?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
and my personal fav,
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
Hey Pollyanna,
My husband actually used the line... Do you want to come see my train? (He had a lionel train set up in his apartment)
I bought him a train whistle and then showed him how to blow it. *grin*
Chloroform? LOLOL Now that is ballsy in this day and age!
That is a good one!
Kissa! Don't be ashamed. LOL If he was cute and fun then that type of move is one we'd all like played on us.
How many women like to be swept off their feet????
Valerie, I saw that line on one of the sites and I wanted to hurl. LOL
I swear if a guy said that to me, I ask him if he wanted to swallow or spit the blood out after I smacked him in the mouth!
*snerk*
LOL Tara. Saw some of those. I'd heard the one about Fred. It would bring a smile to my face, that's for sure.
Would I date him...jury's still out. LOL
CJ, One of the boldest lines I've heard of was:
"Hey sweet cheeks, how about letting me part your sweet cheeks?
sandie
Bold alright. I think I would have laughed him out of the bar. After I smacked him for lack of creativity. LOLOLOL
Men!
CJ, let me add that I think that line was sain in somme kind of swingers party or club.
It better have been.
sandie
Sandie,
Some of the lines that I've looked up on google were so blunt and raunchy, I can't imagine any woman going for them, but I'm a romantic at heart. If you're going to pick me up, at least make me want to like you first. LOL
My personal Best Pick Uup line wasn't even a line. I was eating lunch with a new college classmate before our class. When the waitress brought the bill he quietly had her give both to him. He refused to let me pay, saying he was raised to always pay for the ladies meal if he was sitting with her.
This continued for the rest of our lives because I finally gave in and dated him, and then married him.
The line I liked even better came shortly after our marriage when I found him scrubbing the bathroom.
" My mom taught us that the men should clean the bathrooms." And he always did.
sandie
What a guy! Even if it wasn't a line, it did the trick. He sounds like a true keeper!!!!
Congrats on picking one of the best!
Yeah, that's unreal! And awesome! Reminds me of my best friend who, sadly, doesn't love me that way anymore.
My brother-in-law always used the line:
Excuse me, I didn't know the Miss America Contestants were in town.
He also compliments a girl on something, such as her eyes or hair, and then when she says Thank you, he uses the old line:
Don't thank me, God made you beautiful.
Ahhh...we love you pendragon. *smile* I had a BF in college who I did everything together with. We were romantic, but we really cared about each other.
When we went our separate ways after school it was like losing part of myself.
LOL Orelukjp0. He's smooth. I would have smiled, not believed it, but I might have listened for more.
pick up lines never get old, it's funny the thing one comes up with.....Do they ever work?
LMAO
Some I think actually do! LOL But some of those I looked at were so bad all they'd get from me was a kick in the gonads!
I'm a sucker for the romantic, though. *sigh*
Hi CJ,
I have a Redneck pick-up line for you ~ "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
How's that for Romance? LOL
I also heard a story about a guy named Matt. He told a woman he had rescued from a bar who didn't remember the night before, "We're Married" the next morning. Now THAT'S a pickup line!
Sara J. ~: ]
sjr1groups@yahoo.com
Desirée Lee it's a shame the guy had to steal a line from a Prince song to get attention. That just shows the level of his lameness. LOL
I've always been found of "Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven because your an angel."
I've heard "Hey baby what's your sign and favor sexual position."
These are lines from my fellow soldiers. Scary isn't it?
Ha Ha Ha , Sara!!! I love it. How romantic is right!!!
And you know Matt. He'll be working to pull himself out of that hole he dug!
I love the angel one. I'm going to put that in a book just cause it's so goofy-sweet!
Where are you stationed nettehawkins?
Believe it or not, someone actually asked me once: "Did your mom give you those [boobs]? Please give me her number - I must call her to congratulate heron creating such perfect ones."
I responded, "There's really no need. You won't be seeing me - or them - again so what's the hassle?"
That was it, of course. Within minutes I managed to get the weasel out of my sight LOL
Oh brother. That one was lame. LOL
But great comeback! Much better than the original remark! LOLOL
hey CJ!
what about the one where the guy asks is heaven missing an angel? lol my dh just let barry white do the talking! lol
linda b
I haven't had a line used on me either but I had a time when I was working in a Pet Store when a guy was checking out with his wife standing next to him and as he handed the money to me, he wiggled his fingers in my palm. I was so grossed out and shocked. He wasn't that good looking and to do that next to his wife. EWWWW! I do like the number seven. Do you mind if I stare at you up close from across the room? Phylis
Great line, Linda! LOLOL
Lurve Barry White!!!
Phylis,
Men who would do that with their women standing nearby just make me sick. Yuck!
I feel sorry for her, I do.
And you can have #7. LOL I think it's a good one.
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