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Sunday, May 25, 2008

How Sexy Can a Rollercoaster Be?

Okay,
This sounds a bit out there, but has anyone thought about sex and rollercoasters? I mean, really, don't people equate relationships to rollercoaster rides? So why shouldn't sex be compared to a rollercoaster?
You have that building anticipation as you slowly wind your way through the line (consider this the early flirting and first few dates stage), then you get to the car and get strapped in. I guess you could consider this the "shaving the legs" stage. If you make that fateful choice to have sex, this is when you make sure you are ready for any sudden shifts.
That's when the ride begins, the slow build-up again, then whoosh! If you're really lucky, by the time the ride is over you're in the weak-knee, belly-twisting, oh-my-god happy place that the really thrilling triple loop, inverted, cork-screw turn rollercoasters will put you in. If you're not that lucky--you've been on the teacup ride and it's time to bail out!
I guess you're wondering why I would be babbling on about this. That's simple--I'm on vacation at a theme park in Virginia and man, the rides here!! Whew, let's just say, I'm getting a lot of research done... LOL

Hope you have a fantastic Memorial Day and for those in the military or with family in the military--Thank you for all that you do and the sacrifices you make for this country. May your life and love be just as fun as the rollercoaster rides at the best theme parks in the world.

Qwillia Rain

2 comments:

C. A. Salo said...

LOL, that's a good one. Can't say that I'll ever think of a roller coaster again, without bringing this to mind.

At least you're having a ball researching!!

Are we going to see this in a book? Now that'd be interesting.

Tameka said...

That is so funny and like a roller coaster sometimes it only last 2 minutes tops. Lol