This sounds a bit out there, but has anyone thought about sex and rollercoasters? I mean, really, don't people equate relationships to rollercoaster rides? So why shouldn't sex be compared to a rollercoaster?
You have that building anticipation as you slowly wind your way through the line (consider this the early flirting and first few dates stage), then you get to the car and get strapped in. I guess you could consider this the "shaving the legs" stage. If you make that fateful choice to have sex, this is when you make sure you are ready for any sudden shifts.
That's when the ride begins, the slow build-up again, then whoosh! If you're really lucky, by the time the ride is over you're in the weak-knee, belly-twisting, oh-my-god happy place that the really thrilling triple loop, inverted, cork-screw turn rollercoasters will put you in. If you're not that lucky--you've been on the teacup ride and it's time to bail out!
I guess you're wondering why I would be babbling on about this. That's simple--I'm on vacation at a theme park in Virginia and man, the rides here!! Whew, let's just say, I'm getting a lot of research done... LOL
Hope you have a fantastic Memorial Day and for those in the military or with family in the military--Thank you for all that you do and the sacrifices you make for this country. May your life and love be just as fun as the rollercoaster rides at the best theme parks in the world.