E. A. Black writer dark fiction and horror. Elizabeth Black writes erotica and erotic romance. You may find E. A. on her Amazon Author Page, and you may find Elizabeth at her Amazon Author Page. She is available on Facebook and Twitter as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've heard 'em all. Muff diving. Eating the the "Y". Carpet munching. Flogging the bishop. Patting the Robertson. Beating off. Blow job. Cock sucking. These are synonyms for cunnilingus, male masturbation, and fellatio, respectively. It's always good to mix up your terms to you don't get stuck using the same words over and over again. Same ole, same ole gets to be very boring very quickly.
That said, I bet you've never heard these terms before for certain types of sexual practices. Try using a few of these in your erotic stories. Warning – that link is definitely NOT safe for work.
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.
Partner (A) is sucking off or eating out partner (B) who is sucking off or eating out partner (C) and so on until the final person is sucking off or eating out partner (A). Partners can be gay, lesbian or straight.
Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing).
The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in the ass.
Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. (Please note: Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!)
A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived from the Biblical figure Moses, who parted the Red Sea.
While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together on her clit, thus imitating the sound of a motorboat. She'll love you forever.
A derivation of the tea bag which is accomplished by numbing one's testicles with ice and then inserting them in a chicks mouth and letting the tramp munch on them.
Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. Fuck that diamonds are forever shit.
A well known, but sometimes embarrassing occurrence. Queefing happens when air gets trapped in a girls vagina, and makes a soft hissing, or farting kind of a sound while that air is released.
The term for licking or sucking your partner's toes.
To perform the tea bag, have the girl lay flat on her back. Then you squat over her with your hands on your knees, and gently dip your nut sac in and out of her mouth in a motion similar to performing some kind of fucked up yoga exercise. (Certain conservative Americans were unaware of this practice when they coined themselves "Teabaggers". Bahaha!)
You can find all kinds of bizarre sexual fetish practices on the internet. Everything from figging to scat to golden showers. It depends how far you are willing to go. Me? I'm rather vanilla but it's good to know this kind of stuff exists.